Are We Mate? Hell No.

Hi. The name's Linus. If you're here to read about a weak little human girl who finds her mate, and knows nothing about werewolves, and obliviously falls
in love, then you are sadly mistaken. Let me start again. 

Hi. The name's Linus, and I am one of the only humans in the world to know that werewolves aren't just fictional beings from teen romance stories. In reality, they're just some real jerks that are a pain in my ass. Ok, I'm going to start one more time.

Hi. The name's Linus. I hate werewolves, and that is never going to change. Or so I thought.